Thursday, March 31, 2005

 

Create a living will...

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Hannity Calls Rep. Moran "***hole"

Wanna hear the unedited audio of Sean Hannity call Representative Jim Moran (D-VA) an ***hole? Click here!

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

 

If Jesus Returns, Karl Rove Will Kill Him

Would it really happen? Read this article from The Free Press, and let us know what you think by posting a comment below!

Monday, March 28, 2005

 

Bush's No-Brainer Policies

The height of hypocrisy! Deny help for brain-injured soldiers, save a brain-dead woman. Read all about it at Buzzflash!

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

 

Scandal In The Washington Post

Stephanie's hug with Sean Hannity made the Washington Post!

"The Reliable Source
By Richard Leiby
Wednesday, March 16, 2005; Page C03
The Washington Post

The Clinch That Had Jaws Dropping

Could it be? Sean Hannity, the devoutly conservative TV and radio host, seen hugging a liberal? Yes, that was him in a fond embrace with Democracy Radio host Stephanie Miller during a radio yakkers confab at a Santa Monica, Calif., hotel last week.

"There was no sex involved," the Los Angeles-based Miller, heard on AM 1260 locally, assured her listeners yesterday after a blogger reported on the hotel-lobby encounter. "It was just a hug."

She also pointed out: "He is a big hunk of stud meat -- even if he is Satan."

Hannity, heard on ABC Radio (AM 630 locally) and seen on Fox News Channel, told us: "I guess it's big news when a liberal runs up and hugs me in a public hotel lobby during a break from my radio show. What was I to do -- run?"

But Miller insisted to us: "I did not initiate this. He ran up to me. Those right-wingers, there they go again!"

Truth be told, the single Miller (who got her start in comedy) and the married Hannity are just pals. Though she confessed: "I have a huge unrequited crush on Sean Hannity."

Doesn't everyone?"

To see the entire story in its original format, CLICK HERE

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

 

BREAKING STORY! SEAN HANNITY IS A CLOSET LIBERAL HUGGER

If this were the New York Post the headline would read, "WITH WIFE 3000 MILES AWAY, CONSERVATIVE TALK HUNK CAUGHT WITH ARMS AROUND SEXY LIBERAL IN SANTA MONICA HOTEL." Blurry pictures on back page.

Well, I’m not the New York Post...yet. But the headline could just as well appear in the Christian Science Monitor. Because it’s true.

Now, before you go any further, proper journalistic disclosure a must (so I probably will never be in a White House press conference) let it be known that this past week I guested on Hannity and he kindly pushed my book, "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful." He didn't have to. Especially the way I regularly rip into him. But he did and as his wont, my book sales skyrocketed. Ah, to be a hot conservative talker.

Okay, now the dish.

Forget tree huggers. Sean Hannity is worse. Far worse. He is a liberal hugger. Really. And I saw it with my own wittle eyes.

This past Friday I stood in the lobby of Loew’s Hotel, on the Santa Monica beach in California, but I might as well have been in Hell about ready to freeze over.

I spotted two of the most gorgeous faces in talk radio. The ever-blossoming syndicated liberal talker, Stephanie Miller, and mega-star, talk show god, Sean Hannity. What were these two from opposite sides of the room and even further opposite sides of the political spectrum, doing in a hotel thousands of miles away from their east coast bases of operation and without their mates? I was soon to get an answer.

From across the room, their eyes met. Fire and ice. David and Goliath. Steph and Sean. It wasn’t a quick hug. You know, the way Sean might hug Ann Coulter, or say, Ted "Hiccup" Kennedy. This one lasted I don’t how long. I was much too flabbergasted to check my watch, if I actually wore one.

Will his listeners ever forgive him? What a silly question. They’d forgive him if he had an affair with a liberal. Perhaps they best get ready.

Where would this seemingly sordid episode of sinful, non-conservative values (except if you were Newt Gingrich, Henry Hyde, Bill Bennett, et al) lead to. I would never find out as the luncheon of talk radio executives and hosts at the annual Radio and Records Talk Radio Seminar was about to start. And with Sean as the featured speaker, he would have had to make his seamy liaison with Miller a quickie.

A gathering of radio bigwigs is a real eye-opener. First of all, you find out real quick why none of them, short of Fox News, ever made it in TV. Holy-makeover-necessity. And you’d wouldn't an exercise bike with a mile of most of them. Of course, the exception to both of those points is Hannity, though on his show he pshaws to death his soft-belly.

Second, you’re just amazed that these guys would ever be caught dead in the same hotel, let alone, same side of the country. The strange bedfellows who took part in the event were gloriously diametric.

Clear Channel and Air America. KFI (L.A. home of El Rushbo) and KTLK (L.A. home of El Franken), Ed Shultz and Mike Gallagher. Phil Hendrie and Tom Leykis. Mancow and Dr. Laura. Sean Hannity and Al Franken. Well, actually, while R&R couldn’t keep Sean and Steph apart (even with a crowbar it seems), they were smart enough to keep Sean and Al a day apart, as Franken would be the next day’s featured speaker.

Before I go any further, let me first say that Phil Hendrie, now that Albert and Mel Brooks have seen fit to disappear into the mediocrity of commercial filmdom, may be the funniest character on the face of the earth. Hendrie made the opening panel of the seminar his own satirical showcase. Not DJ-writing-service-joke funny. Satire at its edge best. It was unfair to the others on the panel, who actually thought they should give real answers to questions. Hendrie is smarter than that. He saved the serious stuff until after getting the execs attention with a character that worked just as well in person as it would on radio. And the serious stuff, which Leykis joined, took the radio execs in the audience and talk radio conservatives to task for their hypocrisy in NOT dealing with the FCC’s humongous fines and limiting of free speech or even slips of tongue. The big boys of Clear Channel, Premiere, Sirius and XM Satellite and such smiled uncomfortably. The way you do when your drunk girlfriend does when she tells her friends that you fart in your sleep. So fun.

When the closet liberal-hugger, Sir Hannity, hit the stage, after those who are making gazillions from his larger than life shadow quickly overtaking Sir Rush, finished genuflecting to his appearance, He went into his standup...

"I don’t care what Al Franken says about me. (Timing pause) Because no one hears him anyway."

Laughter.

"I’m only kidding." He wasn’t.

"Franken will speak to 500 people here tomorrow. (Timing pause). That’s more people than have heard his show all year."

Laughter.

"I’m only kidding." He wasn’t.

"Franken plays clips of me and Rush on his show. He’s using two good shows to save one bad one. (Timing pause) Genius. He’s on 30 bad stations. We’re on 500 good ones."

Clear Channel and ABC Radio network laughter.

"I’m kidding." He wasn’t.

Sean killed. To be fair (and balanced), he was only getting in his licks for what he expected to be Franken’s Saturday licks.

After his speech he ran off the stage and I could find neither hide nor perfect hair of he or Stephanie. Hmmm.

Next week: Franken shows up

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

 

Hannity Getting Squashed

Would you like to see the promos of Sean Hannity getting squashed or Ann Coulter being put in a microwave mentioned in today's first hour? The fine folks at Dems TV put them together, and you can see them and their weekly talk show at http://www.demstv.com/

Sunday, March 06, 2005

 

W Showin' Some Love


Is W Hugging Gannon/Guckert? You be the judge! Posted by Hello

Friday, March 04, 2005

 

To Compare Bush To Nixon Is An Insult To Nixon

Fantastic article by Hunter S. Thompson, referenced on Friday's show. Just click here. Thanks to our friends at Rense.com for posting this.
 

Jim's Conspiracy Corner Friday 3/4/05

Was Hunter S. Thompson "suicided" for writing an article about 9/11 that possibly proved that the Twin Towers were brought down by explosive charges, not airplanes? The article that Jim referenced can be found by clicking here.

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